Deranged Assistant (45)
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"Garl, adjust the slurry dispensers. Garl, fetch more corpses. Garl, quit crying and give me your brain tissue. If he doesn't stop being so rude, I'm quitting."
Deranged Assistant (45)
£0.50
Deranged Assistant
Creature — Human Wizard
, Mill a card: Add . (To mill a card, put the top card of your library into your graveyard.)
"Garl, adjust the slurry dispensers. Garl, fetch more corpses. Garl, quit crying and give me your brain tissue. If he doesn't stop being so rude, I'm quitting."
Power: 1
Toughness: 1
Illustrated by Nils Hamm
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